Well, your author has to visit the UK in November. As much as I would like to avoid it, there is no avoiding it.
The upside is that after 10 days in England I will be reminded of just why I emigrated in the first place. The downside is now looking for flights to and from Blighty and explaining to the good woman that getting the cheapest flights is not a good idea!
Do play the video - so very funny and so very true!